Saturday, July 07, 2007

Think She Made Her Point?

According to 13WMAZ, Lorena Bobbitt has nothing on Shondrell Lashey Ameri, a Houston County women who, after a full day of arguing with her husband, allegedly cornered him, announced that she intended to cut him and stabbed him in the groin with a four-foot samurai sword. The report says that husband left, over her objections, to get something to eat, and that the stabbing occurred when he returned. I think she made her point. She has been charged with aggravated assault, and Mr. Ameri has filed for divorce. No kidding.

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5 comments:

VictoratGaImproper said...

Amy,
i wish you would stop puttin freudianly phallic ideas in these ebil wimmenfolk's heads. Daryl, drop by if you need a safe house.

Don Thieme said...

What the heck did she have a samurai sword for in the first place? ?

Amy Morton said...

What do you want to bet that it was his sword?

VictoratGaImproper said...

i'll wager one moderately pre-owned velcro tennis shoe that she bought it for him on their first anniversary in Tokyo and used it on their seventh anniversary in WarnerVegas.

Amy Morton said...

My money is still on the guy getting it with his own sword. It would make your Freudian point, wouldn't it?