After watching more than my fair share of Sonny Perdue and Mark Taylor ads, I am up to my neck in the various promises they have made. However, I know that Sonny and Mark really want to make promises that are more sweeping that those that have been put on TV. Here is a sampling of those more extreme policy statements:
Mark on the death penalty: apply the death penalty to my political opponents. I am sure this one would have strong bi-partisan support.
Sonny on the "state" of Georgia: If elected, Sonny will give every citizen a pair of ruby slippers that you can click together three times and be magically transported to the Georgia Sonny says we live in.
Mark on education: he invented it, well all except the internet, we know who invented that.
Sonny on education: we encourage as many of the "bad" kids to drop out of school as possible, test scores are bound to go up.
Mark on crime: let's get a city where no one wants to live, oh, the one where all the sex offenders are living now, and put a big fence around it and dump all the criminals in it. Its just like "Escape from New York".
Sonny on immigration: illegal aliens are coming through the fence of your backyard to practice gay marriage with your children.
Mark and Sonny on taxes: no one has to pay any taxes - funding the government? - we'll think about that later. I will be waiting with baited breath to see if Sonny and Mark rise to the occasion.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
...And Your Little Dog, Too...
Posted by Fall Line Dem at 4:42 PM
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